Murray: I get ridiculed all the time. Bret: Really? Murray: Yep. Jermaine: That was Bret
Not a great episode this week, as Flight Of The Conchords' uneven second season continues...
For calling Jim a dick. How does that feel? A taste of your own dick medicine! This line was by far the highlight of a very average episode.
Murray : A lot of New Zealanders come over here and they come into my office. I give them reflective vests, a map, I tell them to stay away from large crowds by going through back-alleys, yet almost every day a New Zealander is mugged! Jemaine : Murray, I was thinking perhaps we could do gigs at night.
Item one: "Slow songs. We don't really have any slow songs. So that's a clear "no" from you, Bret. Now, Jemaine, what if you were to slow down some of your own bits? You guys know what you're talking about I'm just the brains behind this operation. Murray, I was thinking we should play some gigs in bigger venues. There's no such thing as a small venue, Bret, only small bands. The camper-van gig was too small, 'cause no one could get in there. There was just that one old man and his wife.